I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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