i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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