i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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