Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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