how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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