i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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