where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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