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  He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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• heh... "flog his molly" 2:35 ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:47pm

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• You let him flog his molly in the vicinity of your face, and you were expecting a romantic gesture?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:35pm

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• thats what you get for not wanting to swallow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:40am

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• Two words: Fucking classy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:04pm

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• He could have thrown your panties in your face. At least he put forth an effort

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:34am

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• ^ Cause you're an ass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:29am

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• Next time you let him "jizz in his pants"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:19am

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• Oh she's totally taking it in the face again. In the meantime, dude is my hero. I've done the face jizz thing, but am always polite and grab the nearest towel after. Dampened, dirty skivvies. I'd have to be in a $20 Tijuana hotel, to top that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:44pm

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• I bet you go back for seconds

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:23pm

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• similar thing happened to me last week =/

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:21am

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• A guy came on my stomach over the weekend and not only got a towel (I think) but wiped it off for me. I told him he was sweet lol...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:13am

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• he jizzed on your face too?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:24am

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• I don't mind getting it on my face, but don't hand me a pair of your underwear to clean it off.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:38pm

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• jizz is now officially a verb.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:33am

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• Next time make him lick it off. He's not a man if he can't take some of his own spunk.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:46pm

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• I hope you didn't get any in your eyes. He sounds quite dirty, and not in a good way.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16pm

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• I have got a washcloth ,many in fact different colours

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:01am

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• my ex used to lick it all up. solves that problem... dont know why im not with her anymore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:11pm

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• oh dear... i'm not sure if this is a good night or a bad night... *makes sexy shocked face*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:28am

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• Were they poopy

  Submitted by cooocadile on Jan 28, 12 at 10:30pm

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• You know what. this is the first time I've been to this site and the first text I've read. And I think some of the replies to it are funnier than the original text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:37pm

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