Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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