so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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