im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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