He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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