I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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