I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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