Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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