question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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