i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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