It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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