Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
