Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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