you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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