Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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