I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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