i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
