This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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