Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The adults are the big ones right?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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