I wannas sexs uuuuu
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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