she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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