I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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