I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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