she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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