Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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