Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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