He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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