I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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