bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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