I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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