worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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