I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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