Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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