There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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