Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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