I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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