imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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