you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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