I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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