I just cut my nipple shaving
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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