Having a random hookup so left but love u
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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