Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
love makes seman taste better
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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