they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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