We're facebook friends in real life
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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