last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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