He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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