No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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