I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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