I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize