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  Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.

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• Walk away you lazy bastard.

  Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 6, 11 at 2:38am

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• did anyone see you?..no? it wasn't you then

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 4:51pm

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• take the bus, call a cab, be resourceful like your shitting.

  Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 5, 11 at 7:16pm

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• I'm thinking the concept of "get away car" is lost on you.

  Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 5:27pm

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• I once had a poop emergency on 5th Avenue in New York. It wouldn't wait and I was 8 blocks from my hotel. Shit in my pants, walk 8 blocks, navigate the hotel lobby and elevators or humiliation on the street. The choice was obvious. At least it was a Sunday evening.

  Submitted by YosefJosef on Dec 5, 11 at 11:57pm

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• Really? People feel the need to shit just anywhere? Ick.

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 5, 11 at 7:56pm

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• *shitting. god damn autocorrect

  Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 7:11pm

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• A! Smokey back here taking a SHIT!

  Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Dec 5, 11 at 10:27pm

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• That was my backyard, it took my wife 20 minutes to hose off the kids slide!! Haha hey women want equal rights

  Submitted by BiggT18 on Dec 6, 11 at 12:07am

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• Shots out to Young quake for the Friday reference , good stuff

  Submitted by alienmonster on Dec 6, 11 at 8:08am

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• shutting in public is fun. especially in church, they never expect it in the confessional

  Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 7:09pm

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• its like making a call while shitting in a phone Booth and then telling the random person you called "I made ick in the booth for you"

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 2:05pm

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• when you gotta go you gotta go

  Submitted by slammin211s on Dec 5, 11 at 8:33pm

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• Ummm no you aren't getting in my car after that. Unless you carry toilet paper everywhere!

  Submitted by spicy_mustard on Dec 6, 11 at 2:43am

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  • Sacrifice a sock?

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 5:18pm

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• Fuck, even. Fuck you autocorrect.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 9:58pm

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• .....so get the duck outta there!

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 9:57pm

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• Don't you know that that's what cabs are good for? Shit in the backseat and RUN AWAY!!!

  Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 6, 11 at 2:28pm

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