At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
